PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And